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Having fun, duh hahafarting, killing, surfing, jamming, making people laugh (those people being me), fornicating, human hunting, black ops, flapping my arms and flying like a brick, gunslinging, llama baiting, watching chess--I mean CHESTS, predominately female ones, ordering my pizza with the crust on top, asking if I can keep the bags my groceries come in, spying on small third world nations, vigilantism, bungee jumping without the cord, skydiving without the plane, ferret wrestling, riding my polar bear, being a devout anti-anti-pornography activist, jousting, gluing toasters to shop windows.Everything |
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Decided to visit Alison while she was in NYC. She stays at a nice hotel in midtown and was easy to verify and make arrangements. She has a great web site so I was very much hoping she looked as advertised. She did not disappoint. Was greeted at door in a hot schoolgirl outfit just as in her site. wow. She is natural and a bit more TV than TS, but hot regardless. I also note that she is a bit on the dominant side. I was looking forward to that as well. Also did not disappoint there.
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Having paid the fee, Assab was immediately down my trousers and sucking my cock like a piston. Having got my clothes off Assab tells me to lie on the bed and is again on my cock like she testing herself to see just how fast she can go. I asked her to slow down, 'take it easy', but I might have been talking to the wall. I then asked her to let me stand up in front of the mirror and for her to kneel in front of me, but no, she wouldn't do that, I had to sit on the bed with her in front of me, again she's going at my cock like the clappers. After about 30 seconds of this I decide the blow job is a dead loss and opt for the condom. I want to do doggy first, but this is accompanied by a stream of instructions: 'move forward, move back, dont put your weight on me, dont touch my shoulders', and then she's moving her arse back and forward on me like the aforesaid piston. This was about 10 minutes into my 45 and having come to the conclusion that I had wasted £100, decided I shouldn't waste any more time, and called a halt. Frankly this whole experience was about as erotic as a visit to the dentist.I don't think Assab likes her customers very much and to maintain her self esteem she has got to be in total control, well this might work for some punters but it doesn't for me. As I am paying the fee I like to at least have a bit of a say on what goes on. So, if you like to be bossed about and rushed out, then Assab might suit you, if not, she is definitely one to avoid.
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Assab is advertised as the best for couples. We can confirm this is true! Assab was perfect, and she made us both very happy. We were considering for a long time if we should call an escort to join us and make some changes in our sex life. Finally, a decision was made, and we went on a search. Lond story short, we booked Assab. We had no idea what to expect. Luckily, she was patient and experienced, and so lovely, she relaxed us and knew how to make this experience a pleasurable one instead of an awkward encounter (which was our worst fear). We recommend Assab to all couples on the road to exploring.
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Had my eyes on her before she disappeared for a while -- she came back recently, so I decided to take the chance. Overall worth the wait and the time -- VIPs read on
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A lovely, sexy blonde a day keeps all my blues away. Maybe every day is a stretch, but after meeting Assab, I am already excited about the idea of seeing her regularly. When she opened the door she was already wearing some sexy clothes, and while I want to seem relaxed as we sat on her sofa, I keep stealing glances an saying how good she looked.But she liked, and said I was very nice, and pulled down her shirt to show me her lovely breasts. Then we both started to kiss and play with each other, and then she took my hand and we headed to the bedroom.Loved the way she gave me OWO, and was very comfortable with trying a few of my favourite positions, even they seemed a bit vanilla.Would certainly recommend Assab. A real delicious peach.
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Sent a few emails back and forth to Karen. Set up a time for mid-day after an initial screening which was easy, even without references. When I got to the hotel, called, she told me the room number and I went up to the 6th floor. Knocked on the door, the door opened, and when I walked in I caught my first glimpse of her in a red dress. She was bigger than I expected but was very nice. Non-members, she is a good time.
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Assab kissed me with passion, undressed me (and herself) in double-quick time then led me to the shower. More kissing and soapy delights then back to the bedroom for an expert erotic massage and sex in as many positions as possible! This dynamic young lady is a gem. The drawback is that she works only on Thursdays - I shall have to re-schedule my life.